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D.C.
Benny was born Benjamin Wartofsky in Washington, DC sometime during the
60's, the first child of a struggling artist and a struggling modern dancer.
There was a lot of struggling. His Polish/Austrian Jewish background was
confusing because he looked like a giant Mexican. Early on, the youngster
showed comedic promise. At a young age he started doing random impressions
of Martin Luther King and Japanese actor Toshiro Mifune, which made his
parents and kindergarten teachers laugh even though none of them knew
who Toshiro Mifune was.
Benny grew up an off-white kid in the predominantly black DC public schools.
There he learned that being funny would save him from the multiple ass-whoopings
that were a rite of passage in grade school. He also studied Kung Fu under
the tutelage of a very large Jamaican, which came in handy when his tormenters
didn't have a sense of humor and took the sting out of living on welfare.
During this time, his parents produced two more brothers, who followed
in the Wartofsky tradition of getting kicked out of schools for not going
to them. The brothers looked out for each other and "had each other's
back" during constant run-ins with the authorities of all kinds.
Never a dull moment.
In high school Benny gave up Kung Fu to pursue break dancing with an all-Nicaraguan
crew named The Bad Boy Breakers. He also tutored them in English so they
could compete in Rap battles with the rhymes he wrote for them when he
was supposed to be doing homework. Sample: "My name is Garcia, and
I rhyme real hard, I got da baddest crew, but no green card..." Benny
put his rap career on hold after losing a talent competition to a Prince
lip sinc'er from North Carolina in a hotly contested decision. He turned
his talents to writing funny skits that he and his roommate would perform
on a college radio show. Everything was going well until a satirical skit
on how bad the cafeteria food hit the airwaves. Alas, the show was no
more.
Never a quitter, Benny found new ways to vent his creativity. One favorite
was dressing up as a foreign student and showing up to classes he wasn't
a part of. He would then ask inflammatory questions in character until
he was asked to leave.
After high school, he began attending college in College Park, Maryland
at the University of Maryland. He supplemented his income by working at
a fancy men's wear boutique and started working as a professional male
model. Eventually, he tried stand-up comedy at a Korean Moonie bar in
College Park. When a bunch of drunk rednecks started heckling him, he
abandoned his prepared act, started insulting them, and had the whole
place laughing. Soon after, he moved to New York to pursue his dream of
being a stand-up comic.
When he arrived in New York, he didn't make it easy for himself. He became
the only white comic working at Harlem's Uptown Comedy club where people
came to heckle him every week. An old comic named Uncle Jimmy Mac - who
gave everyone nicknames - nicknamed him D.C. Benny and the name stuck.
While at the Uptown, Benny would do all his characters, Puerto Rican building
superintendents, Pakastani cabdrivers, Korean deli owners, Israeli Gangsters,
Jamaican Nannies; everyone he interacted with became part of his act.
To blow off steam he embarked on a secret career as an amateur boxer,
fighting out of Brooklyn's world-famous Gleason's Gym, the palace of broken
noses, his included. He soon met and married a beautiful black psychologist
who was the best thing that ever happened to him.
Over the last few years, Benny's comedy and face have been popping up
everywhere. His comedy performances have been featured on "Showtime
at the Apollo," "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson,"
and "Comedy Centrals USO Tour" As an actor, he's made numerous
television appearances, including "Law and Order," "Now
and Again," and the soap-opera "Guiding Light," where he
was given the opportunity to use his finely honed fighting skills to beat-up
one of the main characters. You might be a little surprised to know that
he's also the "How You Doin'" guy from the popular Budweiser
ad campaign. Most recently, he was featured in his very own Comedy Central
half-hour comedy special, was a finalist in NBC's Last Comic Standing
and is in the films "Freedomland" with Samuel Jackson, "Where
God Left His Shoes" with John Leguizamo, "Spiderman 3",
and as Cesar in "Illegal Tender" produced by John Singleton. |
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